There is a part of my life that for many years I’ve tried to conceal. I am an amateur competitive eater. I’ve done it all. I’ve done hotdogs. And. Well. Mostly I’ve done hotdogs. At Bar4, On October 16, 2010, however, I am going to attempt something few fellow gastronauts have attempted and lived to tell about. I am going to eat my guitar. Live on stage.
To prepare for this I’ve constructed, after many hours of laborious research, a training routine that will lead me to guaranteed success. With this blog, I will track and communicate the trials, the tribulations, the sweat and the tears that will be my training. Stay tuned. This is going to be very, very, painful.