That man could sure eat the hell out of guitar.

While Roger Moore is not my favorite James Bond (for me Sean Connery is and always will be the only real James Bond), Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker is one of my favorite Bond henchmen. After watching a little Moonraker I have decided that Jaws’ teeth would be invaluable to me as I attempt to eat my guitar on Saturday October 16th at Bar4.

Finding a dentist that would be willing to transform me into a Bond henchman, however, proved difficult.

“You mean like Grillz?” One confused dentist asked me after I tried to describe what I wanted done.

“No, not like grillz,” I said. “Like monstrous villan teeth that can crush anything. You know, like Jaws from Moonraker.” 

Apparently my dentist was not as big a fan of Mr. Bond’s exploits as I was. I was told to leave immediately. 

Soon, though I will find a crooked dentist who’s down for some action movie inspired mutilation, in the name of the greater good. That greater good being the consumption of my guitar for the entertainment of others. I imagine he or she will work in Chinatown. The search continues.

This hurt my brain a little:


About Chris Michael

Eating guitars since 2009.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Jaws.

  1. Natalie says:

    It’s funnier because I can hear you saying it in my head. Good luck with the guitar eating, can’t wait to witness it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s