Author Archives: Chris Michael

About Chris Michael

Eating guitars since 2009.

Online Reviews of Online Reviews: The Red Hot II Saga.

One day I was reading some heavily misspelled, half literate hate review of something that could not possibly have been as bad as the review itself and I thought, I should review these reviews. I never write reviews of anything, … Continue reading

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Eric Wilson Harris.

There is a man. He lives on Nostrand Avenue here in Brooklyn, his name is Eric Wilson Harris, and he is responsible for the creation of a fair amount of the music that I have been listening to these past … Continue reading

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From the Archives: Eat That Guitar Chris Michael Besmirches the Name of a Founding Father – Alex “Killa Killa” Hamilton.

A few years ago I had a blog in which I wrote things. Odd things. On this, the day we celebrate freedom and the founding of our great nation, I thought it might be nice to share one of those things … Continue reading

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(Gonna Tell Myself) It’s All Going To Be Okay.

THE PAST: A while back I came up with this idea for an experiment. I would build some multi-track recordings with an iPad microphone and Garage Band for iPad, and then posting the results online. This as a way to … Continue reading

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The Motherfucking Sky Captains of God Damned Industry!

Ladies and gentleman (and mutants). At this very moment there is a group of fellow human beings out there in the world, and they are traveling across the southeastern corner of our nation. This group makes up three-quarters of the future-retroist/folktronic/rock and roll … Continue reading

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A Robbery.

Ladies, gentlemen, representatives from the Walgreens PR department. As you may know, I have been working on an unorthadox recording project. The basic gist is that I’ve been spending many, many hours playing and singing into an iPad, to create relatively low quality recordings … Continue reading

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The Poor Mouth.

There is a place in the north Bronx.  A warm welcoming place, where people will sit down on a Sunday night in one of the coziest bar spaces I’ve ever seen, and listen to guy with a guitar stand and sing a … Continue reading

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